◆i’ve prepared a number of topics that should appeal to the advanced and novice conversationalist.
我准备了一些应该能同时吸引高阶谈天霸与低档聊天人的话题。
◆new topic: "women, delightfully mysterious or bat crap crazy?"
新话题：“女人们，讨人喜爱的谜女还是令人厌恶的八婆?”
◆point of order. as you’re in distress, it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage. but, i’m a guest in your home, so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage. how do you want to proceed, vis a vis beverages?
按照程序。因为你不开心，按照惯例我该给你倒杯热饮。但我是你的客人，按照惯例你该给我倒杯饮料。你想要怎么来面对面互倒饮料呀?
◆my brain is better than everybody's!
朕是全世界最聪明的人!——《生活大爆炸》
◆you distract me. i've been distracted since the moment i met you. because all i can think about is how much i want to kiss you。
你害我分心。从遇见你的那一刻起，你就让我分心。因为我的脑海里满满都是想吻你的冲动。——《生活大爆炸》
◆i think you might find the support you're looking for, if you realize that relationship are a give and take。
你要知道，你在一段恋爱中能得到多少其实全部取决于你付出了多少。——《生活大爆炸》
◆the best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it。
达到目标的最好办法就是投入自己百分之百的时间和精力去完成它。——《生活大爆炸》
◆your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart。
你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨在我破碎的心上胡乱地拍。——《生活大爆炸》
◆when you got to go space, it was hard for me. because it made me realize they'll just send anyone up there。
你上太空的时候，我挺难受的。因为这让我意识到，只要是个人就能被太空总署送上去。——《生活大爆炸》
◆脾气泄露了我们的修养，沉默道出了我们的品味。
◆当感觉天快塌下来的时候，实际上是自己站歪了!
◆不要把自己看得太强，以致无视外因的成就;不要把自己看的太轻，以致成为他人的踏板。
◆总有人会迷失方向，否则真理的路上将人满为患。
◆有棱有角的害处是，别人啃起你来十分方便。
◆penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
佩妮的钱基本都是靠滥交来的。
◆what sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a nobel laureate?
有什么景色能与你儿子让诺贝尔奖得主颜面扫地相媲美呢?
◆are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems are no different than those of a stupid person?
你是说我的情绪问题跟那些白痴没什么两样吗?
◆it’s not suspicious that i’m fixating – it’s consistent with my personality.
我锲而不舍没什么奇怪的-我个性向来坚持不懈。
◆i tried to scare an indian with a snake. come on cooper, you're better than this!
我居然想用蛇来吓唬印度佬。加油啊，库珀，你就那么点能耐吗。
◆if you weren't my friend, there'd be a hole in my life!
如果没有你这个朋友，我的人生会若有所失。——《生活大爆炸》
◆from now on, i'm gonna say yes--yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life, whatever it maybe, the answer's going to be yes。
这从今天起，我要积极接受一切，接受爱，接受挑战，拥抱生活，不管什么事，我都会勇敢地去接受。——《生活大爆炸》
◆you have to have the courage to end the relationship. break it off, shake hands, walk away.i know it's hard, honey, but that's how you grow。
你得有壮士断腕的勇气结束感情。分手止损、握手道别、甩手走人。我知道这很困难，但人都是这样成长的。——《生活大爆炸》
◆just make sure, you know, you appreciate those who... who are still there for you。
你要记住，一定要珍惜那些还在你身边的亲朋好友。——《生活大爆炸》
◆well, if it’s any help, i’ve read all the great moral philosophers, including dr. seuss.
如果需要帮忙的话，我读过各种伦理学家的著作，包括苏斯博士(美国著名作家及漫画家、以儿童书出名)的书哦。
◆okay, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. probably won’t be relying on seuss here. although one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish might be surprisingly applicable.
这么说现在的主题是性忠贞。苏斯博士在这方面估计靠不住。不过《一条鱼，两条鱼，红色的鱼，蓝色的鱼》到可能惊人的适用。
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